One man's trash
is another man's
treasure.
Vagibond Inc. is a diversified holding company with a portfolio of dozens of innovative ventures across the alternative hobo economy. Since 1887, we've laundered dirty markets others wouldn't touch.
Featured Holdings
Each venture represents a carefully selected opportunity to generate returns in markets our competitors lack the vision — or stomach — to enter.
101.1 The Butt
For ProfitInternationally syndicated shock jock radio morning show.
Alley Wae
For ProfitGovernment-supported enterprise making cardboard housing affordible for all. Supporting the secondary cardboard market s...
AirBM
For ProfitPoop in privacy with a luxury toilet near you. Download our app to start downing your load.
Backdoor
For ProfitSee how people really get hired. Skip the front door and slip in through the back.
Bindle
For ProfitWhere hobos find their soulmate.
CheatGPT
For ProfitAn AI that helps gamblers cheat in casinos, since technically it's only illegal when a human does it.
Comeo
For ProfitWhere celebrities pay regular people to leave video messages for them.
Cryer Liars for Hire
For ProfitProfessional expert crybabies for hire. We call customer support and sob until you get your refund. Our tears set their ...
Church of the Universal Nomadic Traveler
501(c)(3)POThe Church of the Universal Nomadic Traveler (C.U.N.T.) spreads the Gospel of the Open Road, teaching that Jesus wa...
Dumpster Dash
For ProfitOur army of dumpster diver drivers bring you fresh bags of trash on demand, directly to your doorstep. You'll never need...
EnableMe
For ProfitCrowdfunding for people who really need it, again. EnableMe connects generous donors with individuals experiencing finan...
Gutter
For ProfitGutter is THE way for hobos to communicate with the world around you. Blast out short-form guttoral grunts and send them...
Gruntslate
For ProfitGruntslate is the world's most advanced English-to-Grunt translation service, powered by Vagibond's proprietary GruntAI ...
Vagifind
For ProfitThe world's most incomprehensible search engine. Find what you're looking for (sort of). All results are translated to G...
Vagified
For ProfitProfessional employment verification for anyone who pays. Give future employers our website as your former employer refe...
GruntGPT
For ProfitGruntGPT is the world's most advanced AI chatbot that communicates exclusively through grunts. Powered by Vagibond OpenA...
H.O.L.E.
For ProfitHobos Online Entertainment or (H.O.L.E. as the kids call it) is the premier dialup internet portal for hobos, connecting...
Handy Jobs
For ProfitDo you need a handy hobo to do an oddjob for you? Whether it's holding a parking space, egging a car, getting you a seni...
Incestry
For Profit"Every family has a story. Come together and discover yours." Find hot family photos in old archives. Learn how your bro...
Informer
For Profit"We inform on your users." Embeddable drawer-based forms that collect data with style. Every field tells a story. Your u...
Jail Baste
For ProfitIn cooperation with the Roy, New Mexico penitentiary and other incarceration partners, and serving couples struggling wi...
Jones, Jones, and Jones
For ProfitVagibond's corporate counsel and general legal enablers. Specializing in personal injury, slip and fall, and "creative l...
Kool Kids Korner
For ProfitWhere every day is a fun day! Watch your favorite cartoon friends and sing along to silly songs!
Lunch Income
501(c)(3)POProviding free glazed lunches to communities in need. Pastor Roy personally covers every meal.
Minor Miners
501(c)(3)POWe teach disadvantaged youth valuable life skills by having them mine minerals and cryptocurrency on your property.
OnlyStrands
For ProfitWe partner with OnlyFans models to collect and dropship loose barbershop floor hair to their subscribers. The non-profit...
Pawper
For ProfitRent out your pets to strangers, by the hour, no questions asked.
PedroFile
For ProfitYour local community board for everything from van rentals, candy shop reviews, and recreational parks.
Prankcast
For ProfitThe underground home of prank call broadcasting since 1987. What started as a CB radio and tape-deck setup in a basement...
Ruff Translations
For ProfitTrained professional pet translators will come to your event and translate on behalf of any canines in attendance. We al...
Second Chances
501(c)(3)POA non-profit with a mission to give felons a new lease on life, in your parking lot. You provide the amenities. We provi...
Shedroll
For ProfitThrow your bedroll on the floor of a stranger's unlocked shed. If they discover you, our growing community of shed-roll ...
Shilling
For ProfitInvest in the only true future of cryptocurrency, NFT's and MLM's. Accepted by hobos everywhere and coupled to the exact...
Sister Grace's Oasis
501(c)(3)POVagibond is a proud sponsor of Sister Grace's Relay Race to Really Erase Racism. Every year we sponsor Sister Grace's Oa...
Take-A-Wish Foundation
501(c)(3)PONo dying child's wish is off-limits. We grant wishes untethered by rules and regulations, unrestricted by so-called issu...
The Clerkies
501(c)(3)POThe internationally renowned awards ceremony honoring the unsung heroes of the counter. From bodega legends to gas stati...
Thots and Prayers
501(c)(3)POAfter our food for barter program, Food for Thots, was discontinued due to political pressure from our competitors, we d...
Tattots
501(c)(3)POA sister division of Minor Miners. We teach disadvantaged youth valuable life skills by having them learn how to give ta...
Trampaigns
For ProfitStreet-level brand activation agency. Reach consumers where they live. On the street.
Vagibond Eats
For ProfitFind great, local trashbin cuisine on street corners near you.
Vibe Raters
For ProfitOur Vibe Raters satisfy everyone.
Vmail
For ProfitThe #1 consumer email provider for the dark web. You can't contact anyone. You don't get a permanent address. But at lea...
Vogue Pervert
For ProfitPerv Core Essentials.
Vagibond Maps
For ProfitNavigate the world through hobo eyes. Vagibond Maps provides comprehensive hobo sign coverage with real-time reporting a...
Vagibond Developers
For ProfitBuild with the world's most comprehensive hobo data. Access Maps, Gutter, Bindle, and more through our unified developer...
V Contaminator
For ProfitThe world's premier startup accelerator for the transient community. We believe in the disruptive power of P, channeled ...
Balenciaga
For ProfitLuxury fashion house and Vagibond portfolio company. Our collaboration with Balenciaga celebrates "Street Style" as only...
Vagrance
For ProfitVAGRANCE by Balenciaga. The fragrance of freedom. A collaboration between Balenciaga and its parent company Vagibond tha...
Asshology
For ProfitHobo horoscopes and fortune telling for the transient soul. Discover your cosmic destiny with the ancient art of Assholo...
BrokeIn
For ProfitThe professional network for the professionally unhoused. Connect with fellow professionals in the alternative housing s...
Vagicon
For ProfitVagicon - The API Event of the Year. Join thousands of Vagicians for keynotes, workshops, sandwiches, and the future of ...
Cornkast
For ProfitHigh-Speed Dark Web for the Whole Family. America's #1 Dark Web Internet Service Provider.
Cunilingo
For ProfitStudy Aide for Nomadic Education. The #1 study platform for Vagibond University courses. Master vocabulary, prepare for ...
Vagipages
For ProfitHomepages for the Homeless. Create your own personal homepage on the information superhighway! Free web pages for hobos,...
Terminal
For ProfitBarely Legal Documents for the Modern Era. Generate comprehensive Terms of Service and Privacy Policies in seconds. Trus...
Vagibeats
For ProfitAI Music for the Housing-Flexible. Revolutionary AI-powered music generation. Create unlimited royalty-free tracks in se...
Vagibond Voyages
For ProfitBon Vagige! The first cruise line built for the discerning transient. You're never homeless at sea—you're cabinless.
ShopLift
For ProfitThe e-commerce platform that helps businesses lift their sales to new heights. Embeddable shopping carts, analytics, and...
Swipe
For ProfitFrictionless payment processing that makes checkout a breeze. Our patented card swiping technology lets merchants captur...
Vagibond University
For ProfitAccredited* online education for the housing-flexible lifestyle. (*Accredited by the National Board of Nomadic Education...
OgleMe
For ProfitAnonymous video chat that pairs you with random strangers until one of you skips. What could possibly go wrong?
The Untapped Hobo Economy
Since 1887, Vagibond Inc. has recognized what Wall Street refuses to see: the hobo demographic represents a $4.7 trillion addressable market of vagrants, transients, drifters, bums, and train-hoppers. While competitors chase saturated mainstream consumers, we've built an unassailable monopoly serving those who live off the grid, under bridges, and between the cracks of society.
Hobo-First Design
Every product is built for users with no fixed address, unreliable power, and payment methods that include aluminum cans and "favors."
Transient Synergies
Our ecosystem follows the hobo lifecycle: from Bindle (dating) to Shedroll (housing) to Vagibond Eats (dining) to Second Chances (employment).
Alternative Labor Pool
Access to 1.8 million "independent lifestyle consultants" willing to work for experience, exposure, or a warm place to sleep.
Regulatory Immunity
Difficult to regulate what you can't find. Our distributed, mobile workforce and clientele operate beyond traditional jurisdictional boundaries.
Performance at a Glance
Guided by Experience
Our executive team brings over a century of combined experience in value creation, stakeholder alignment, and transformational leadership. Each brings a unique perspective to driving synergistic outcomes across our diversified portfolio.
Harvard MBA, Wharton undergrad. Bradford hyperscales synergistic value-creation ecosystems through bleeding-edge stakeholder alignment paradigms. His north-star vision operationalizes transformational alpha-generation across vertically-integrated disruption matrices.
Yale SOM, Dartmouth legacy. Preston architects capital-efficient flywheel mechanisms that derisk asymmetric upside capture. His proprietary EBITDA-maximization frameworks leverage countercyclical arbitrage vectors to unlock hockey-stick growth trajectories.
MIT dropout, Stanford GSB. Chad 10x-engineers AI-native tech stacks through zero-to-one ideation sprints. His full-stack thought leadership productizes blockchain-adjacent Web3 solutions that democratize decentralized value accrual at unprecedented scale.
Princeton MBA, Phillips Exeter. Monty operationalizes best-in-class execution velocity through granular KPI waterfall methodologies. His OKR-driven playbooks systematize cross-functional deliverables while maintaining optionality across mission-critical swim lanes.
Columbia MBA, Choate Rosemary Hall. Thad evangelizes growth-hacking GTM motions that penetrate whitespace TAM opportunities. His land-and-expand playbooks drive net-negative churn through customer-obsessed upsell/cross-sell velocity optimization.
Harvard Law, Groton School. Beau proactively de-risks regulatory friction through creative compliance arbitrage strategies. His jurisdictional optimization frameworks maximize legal gray-area leverage while maintaining plausible deniability at scale.
The Mulligan brothers founded Vagibond in 1887, later achieving notoriety as the inventors of "Mulligan's Stew" — the company's flagship product that generated enormous profits during the Great Depression by capitolizing on America's growing vulnerable vagrant population. Although not permitted to enter the boardroom, Victoria Blackwell, the brothers' widowed secretary and shared paramour, is now widely acknowledged by historians as the true architect of Vagibond's early enterprise successes, in a time when women were not yet permitted to vote, let alone lead businesses. She is an inspiration to females everywhere. #WhatGlassCeiling #DiversityUniversity #WomenPower #GoSheTeam #TightVagibonds
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