CheatGPT
NEW
Bindle
HOT
AirBM
NEW
101.1 The Butt
Alley Wae
AirBM
Bindle
CheatGPT
Comeo
Cryer Liars for Hire
Dumpster Dash
Gutter
H.O.L.E.
Handy Jobs
Incestry
Jail Baste
Kool Kids Korner
Lunch Income
Minor Miners
OnlyStrands
Pawper
PedroFile
Prankcast
Ruff Translations
Second Chances
Shedroll
Shilling
Sister Grace's Oasis
Take-A-Wish Foundation
The Clerkies
Thots and Prayers
Tattots
Trampaigns
Vagibond App
Vagibond Eats
Vibe Raters
Vogue Pervert
One man's trash
is another man's
treasure.
Vagibond Inc. is a diversified holding company with a portfolio of dozens of innovative ventures across the alternative hobo economy. Since 1887, we've laundered dirty markets others wouldn't touch.
Featured Holdings
Each venture represents a carefully selected opportunity to generate returns in markets our competitors lack the vision — or stomach — to enter.
101.1 The Butt
For ProfitInternationally syndicated shock jock radio morning show.
Alley Wae
For ProfitGovernment-supported enterprise making cardboard housing affordible for all. Supporting the secondary cardboard market s...
AirBM
For ProfitPoop in privacy with a luxury toilet near you. Download our app to start downing your load.
Bindle
For ProfitWhere hobos find their soulmate.
CheatGPT
For ProfitAn AI that helps gamblers cheat in casinos, since technically it's only illegal when a human does it.
Comeo
For ProfitWhere celebrities pay regular people to leave video messages for them.
Cryer Liars for Hire
For ProfitProfessional expert crybabies for hire. We call customer support and sob until you get your refund. Our tears set their ...
Dumpster Dash
For ProfitOur army of dumpster diver drivers bring you fresh bags of trash on demand, directly to your doorstep. You'll never need...
Gutter
For ProfitGutter is THE way for hobos to communicate with the world around you. Blast out short-form guttoral grunts and send them...
H.O.L.E.
For ProfitHobos Online Entertainment or (H.O.L.E. as the kids call it) is the premier dialup internet portal for hobos, connecting...
Handy Jobs
For ProfitDo you need a handy hobo to do an oddjob for you? Whether it's holding a parking space, egging a car, getting you a seni...
Incestry
For Profit"Every family has a story. Come and discover yours, together." Find hot family photos in old archives. Learn how your br...
Jail Baste
For ProfitIn cooperation with the Roy, New Mexico penitentiary and other incarceration partners, and serving couples struggling wi...
Kool Kids Korner
For ProfitWhere every day is a fun day! Watch your favorite cartoon friends and sing along to silly songs!
Lunch Income
501(c)(3)POProviding free glazed lunches to communities in need. Pastor Roy personally covers every meal.
Minor Miners
501(c)(3)POWe teach disadvantaged youth valuable life skills by having them mine minerals and cryptocurrency on your property.
OnlyStrands
For ProfitWe partner with OnlyFans models to collect and dropship loose barbershop floor hair to their subscribers. The non-profit...
Pawper
For ProfitRent out your pets to strangers, by the hour, no questions asked.
PedroFile
For ProfitYour local community board for everything from van rentals, candy shop reviews, and recreational parks.
Prankcast
For ProfitThe underground home of prank call broadcasting since 1987. What started as a CB radio and tape-deck setup in a basement...
Ruff Translations
For ProfitTrained professional pet translators will come to your event and translate on behalf of any canines in attendance. We al...
Second Chances
501(c)(3)POA non-profit with a mission to give felons a new lease on life, in your parking lot. You provide the amenities. We provi...
Shedroll
For ProfitThrow your bedroll on the floor of a stranger's unlocked shed. If they discover you, our growing community of shed-roll ...
Shilling
For ProfitInvest in the only true future of cryptocurrency, NFT's and MLM's. Accepted by hobos everywhere and coupled to the exact...
Sister Grace's Oasis
501(c)(3)POVagibond is a proud sponsor of Sister Grace's Relay Race to Really Erase Racism. Every year we sponsor Sister Grace's Oa...
Take-A-Wish Foundation
501(c)(3)PONo dying child's wish is off-limits. We grant wishes untethered by rules and regulations, unrestricted by so-called issu...
The Clerkies
501(c)(3)POThe internationally renowned awards ceremony honoring the unsung heroes of the counter. From bodega legends to gas stati...
Thots and Prayers
501(c)(3)POAfter our food for barter program, Food for Thots, was discontinued due to political pressure from our competitors, we d...
Tattots
501(c)(3)POA sister division of Minor Miners. We teach disadvantaged youth valuable life skills by having them learn how to give ta...
Trampaigns
For ProfitStreet-level brand activation agency. Reach consumers where they live. On the street.
Vagibond App
For ProfitFor hobos, by hobos. Find the best locations to hitchhike, squat and unwind your bindle, as rated by your peers. Vagibon...
Vagibond Eats
For ProfitFind great, local trashbin cuisine on street corners near you.
Vibe Raters
For ProfitOur Vibe Raters satisfy everyone.
Vogue Pervert
For ProfitPerv Core Essentials.
The Untapped Hobo Economy
Since 1887, Vagibond Inc. has recognized what Wall Street refuses to see: the hobo demographic represents a $4.7 trillion addressable market of vagrants, transients, drifters, bums, and train-hoppers. While competitors chase saturated mainstream consumers, we've built an unassailable monopoly serving those who live off the grid, under bridges, and between the cracks of society.
Hobo-First Design
Every product is built for users with no fixed address, unreliable power, and payment methods that include aluminum cans and "favors."
Transient Synergies
Our ecosystem follows the hobo lifecycle: from Bindle (dating) to Shedroll (housing) to Vagibond Eats (dining) to Second Chances (employment).
Alternative Labor Pool
Access to 1.8 million "independent lifestyle consultants" willing to work for experience, exposure, or a warm place to sleep.
Regulatory Immunity
Difficult to regulate what you can't find. Our distributed, mobile workforce and clientele operate beyond traditional jurisdictional boundaries.
Performance at a Glance
Guided by Experience
Our executive team brings over a century of combined experience in value creation, stakeholder alignment, and transformational leadership. Each brings a unique perspective to driving synergistic outcomes across our diversified portfolio.
Harvard MBA, Wharton undergrad. Bradford hyperscales synergistic value-creation ecosystems through bleeding-edge stakeholder alignment paradigms. His north-star vision operationalizes transformational alpha-generation across vertically-integrated disruption matrices.
Yale SOM, Dartmouth legacy. Preston architects capital-efficient flywheel mechanisms that derisk asymmetric upside capture. His proprietary EBITDA-maximization frameworks leverage countercyclical arbitrage vectors to unlock hockey-stick growth trajectories.
MIT dropout, Stanford GSB. Chad 10x-engineers AI-native tech stacks through zero-to-one ideation sprints. His full-stack thought leadership productizes blockchain-adjacent Web3 solutions that democratize decentralized value accrual at unprecedented scale.
Princeton MBA, Phillips Exeter. Monty operationalizes best-in-class execution velocity through granular KPI waterfall methodologies. His OKR-driven playbooks systematize cross-functional deliverables while maintaining optionality across mission-critical swim lanes.
Columbia MBA, Choate Rosemary Hall. Thad evangelizes growth-hacking GTM motions that penetrate whitespace TAM opportunities. His land-and-expand playbooks drive net-negative churn through customer-obsessed upsell/cross-sell velocity optimization.
Harvard Law, Groton School. Beau proactively de-risks regulatory friction through creative compliance arbitrage strategies. His jurisdictional optimization frameworks maximize legal gray-area leverage while maintaining plausible deniability at scale.
The Mulligan brothers founded Vagibond in 1887, later achieving notoriety as the inventors of "Mulligan's Stew" — the company's flagship product that generated enormous profits during the Great Depression by capitolizing on America's growing vulnerable vagrant population. Although not permitted to enter the boardroom, Victoria Blackwell, the brothers' widowed secretary and shared paramour, is now widely acknowledged by historians as the true architect of Vagibond's early enterprise successes, in a time when women were not yet permitted to vote, let alone lead businesses. She is an inspiration to females everywhere. #WhatGlassCeiling #DiversityUniversity #WomenPower #GoSheTeam #TightVagibonds
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Minimum investment: $500,000. Accredited investors only.